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Paying pa ba dto guys?Paying pa ba dto guys?1 Comments 0 Shares 175 Views 0 ReviewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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The Late Night Text: What does a romantic shrimp say to their partner? "You are totally prawn-derful."The Late Night Text: What does a romantic shrimp say to their partner? "You are totally prawn-derful."0 Comments 0 Shares 196 Views 0 Reviews2
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The Local Mobster: Why did the ocean police lock up the prawn? He was caught running a massive shrimp-ed racket.The Local Mobster: Why did the ocean police lock up the prawn? He was caught running a massive shrimp-ed racket.0 Comments 0 Shares 177 Views 0 Reviews1
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The Deep-Sea Disco: What is a shrimp’s absolute favorite dance move? The krill-er slide.The Deep-Sea Disco: What is a shrimp’s absolute favorite dance move? The krill-er slide.0 Comments 0 Shares 176 Views 0 Reviews1
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The Weightlifting Competition: Why did the tiny shrimp go to the gym? He wanted to muscle up and become a jumbo shrimp.The Weightlifting Competition: Why did the tiny shrimp go to the gym? He wanted to muscle up and become a jumbo shrimp.0 Comments 0 Shares 217 Views 0 Reviews1
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The High School Gym: Why are shrimp terrible at basketball? Because they always get called for prawn-ing.The High School Gym: Why are shrimp terrible at basketball? Because they always get called for prawn-ing.0 Comments 0 Shares 211 Views 0 Reviews
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The Low Self-Esteem: Why did the shrimp refuse to share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.The Low Self-Esteem: Why did the shrimp refuse to share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.0 Comments 0 Shares 200 Views 0 Reviews2
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"Just trying to survive the daily grind and snap.""Just trying to survive the daily grind and snap."0 Comments 0 Shares 184 Views 0 Reviews
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"Just trying to survive the daily grind and snap.""Just trying to survive the daily grind and snap."0 Comments 0 Shares 183 Views 0 Reviews
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"Don't get too close—I tend to be a little pincer-tive when I'm tired.""Don't get too close—I tend to be a little pincer-tive when I'm tired."0 Comments 0 Shares 185 Views 0 Reviews
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"I’m feeling completely claw-some and ready to snap.""I’m feeling completely claw-some and ready to snap."0 Comments 0 Shares 182 Views 0 Reviews1
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The High-End Salon: Why did the lobster blush when he left the beauty parlor? He saw the sea weed.The High-End Salon: Why did the lobster blush when he left the beauty parlor? He saw the sea weed.0 Comments 0 Shares 236 Views 0 Reviews
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